the world is rotten.

self care is eating rice

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

dude

goblin stol eg

Ever notice how it’s never the time to talk about guns–even though NOBODY is immune to a bullet–but it’s always time to talk about abortions and new bills to stop them? They really should say they hate women and go.

Fuckin idiots smh

I propose a post-natal abortion for every fucker who voted for this bill.

my summer look is tits out and tears in my eyes

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

omg ive been trying to look for this post

It’s almost like it was night or something. Idk man it looked fine on my tv

today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never in my life been more delighted by a guest complaint