[lit]erallynolol amirite

we built this city on cock and hole

[takes off glasses to relax after a long day of having to see everything]

GIRLS 🎀💅👯‍♀️🤮have been BANNED 🚫🚫from [tumblr] DOT COM 🤣🤣. This is a BOYS 👹🚙👺💁‍♂️ only ZONE 😈💩!!!!

At least tumblr doesn’t censor us to the point where we have to say “seggs” and “unalive” I guess

nvm

please be clingy with me i need it

ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ its freakin bats ོ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

Tumblr girls will wash the dishes and know that won't make for an interesting text post so they say "I'm in my dish washing era"

I'm in my dish washing era