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The only thing that I can say about Odyssey is that I've endured it.
-Odysseus to Ithaca 5, "Ithaca's most trusted name in news!"
I saw obsession last night, and it reminded me of a very similar movie from 1999, Audition.
THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR A 30YEAR OLD MOVE HERE In Audition a man loses his wife and uses the power and authority he has as a movie producer to set up auditions for a movie that will never get made so he can find a girlfriend.
its revealed the 'perfect girlfriend' he found is a woman who was abused as a child by a man who 'trained' her to be good at the arts (its been a while but i think her family abandoned her at the school? I need to rewatch it)
the 'big reveal' which most cis men in 1999 didn't see coming was that she was obsessed with this man who treated her kindly, saw her for her 'worth' (being pretty and talented... and submissive) and ends with her torturing him with a plan to kill his family for the crime of breaking his promise to 'only ever love her and no one else'
In Obsession, the woman is not someone made by other powerful men into an obsessed killer-- she's made by her Nice Guy friend who has power over her via magic stick to become obsessed with him.
I don't even really want to compare the two plots here, I more want to pose the thought of:
What was the culture around women in Japan in 1999, and what is the culture around women in the USA in 2026, and how well does that map to the way the women are treated by their male 'love interests' (used loosely)
I have many, many thoughts but i don't think Obsession is a subtle film, neither is Audition, but it's not as over the top as naming your protagonist Bear right after the 'bear vs man in the woods' debate went viral.
Love both films, they just make me want to play with the two DVD boxes like dolls. What is your opinion?
re my "read books that make you feel stupid" post: reading books you don't fully understand is probably the safest way to push yourself outside your comfort zone. you don't have to embarrass yourself in front of anyone. you can do it from your cozy bed. you can easily get help from book clubs or literary analysis online. you can go as slowly as you want. there's literally no risk.
If the book was published more than 30seconds ago there's commentary online! Readers! Sparknotes! Dictionaries!
Reading is cool because it is but also ita cool that you can reach into a vast well of knowledge if you get lost!
Plus rotating a story you half understood in your mind is fun!!!! Read!!!!
"all classic russian literature is grim and miserable" factoid is actually just statistical error. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky, who wrote 8 grim and miserable stories a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.
oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula
dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.
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Stephen King's Misery and Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre were, thanks to a happy accident, the last two books I read back to back.
I read Misery to get a pallet cleanser from 18th century Russian literature and to give myself a 'popcorn read' that's just fun and mindless
Jane Eyre I'd started a year ago, and put down because the characters operated in a world I really could not understand, the logic made no sense to me as a modern reader with zero connection to UK culture (sure, i could have done more research on the UK in the time period and the social caste system therein but i have less than zero motivation to do so, so i just put the book down)
So when I came back to J.E. and Misery started seeping out of the pages I realised the turn of luck I'd taken with my reading choices. I'll make headings for each section because this will, as usual, be long.
Plot Summaries
I assume you, a tumblrina, probably are aware of Misery's plot: Stephen King a famous author crashes his car, his 'number one fan' (who, incidentally is a killer nurse with a scrap book of all her kills) nurses him back to health to force him to revive the book series he had successfully killed off the protagonist of in an attempt to pursue more artistic writing. She accuses him of recovering too quickly and chops his foot off (amongst other things) and in the end he escapes and manages to kill her but is left riddled with PTSD
Jane Eyre, I had heard was a rags to riches love story but with an undercurrent of menace. I was expecting a Wuthering Heights situation of an Othello like fall to madness and doomed love interest and was left flat footed with what i found within.
Jane Eyre is a girl who grows up taken in by cousins who hate her, her aunt resents her, her uncle doesn't care about her, her cousin abuses her verbally and physically. Jane is seen as a petulant and ornery child because she is reacting to this as an 8 year old would, so her auntie gets the most vile headmaster in England to come and take her to his school where she's put through horrific abuse (starved, frozen, beaten) she makes friends with an incredible little girl who tries to protect her and take her in and show her the ropes, but she dies of an outbreak of scarlet fever leaving Jane once again alone.
Jane's school is found out after the plague outbreak to have horrific conditions and her food and living areas get revamped after that but at that point the damage has been done to her, so when she leaves the school, she doesn't reach back out to her extended family, she writes into the paper that she can work and gets a job half the country away and leaves.
She, at 18, falls deeply head over heels in love with the owner of the mansion and him a 45 year old douchebag falls in love with her too. He tries to marry her only for it to be revealed that the person setting fires at night in the mansion is his wife, who he married in his slave holding lands in the Caribbean, but got sick of i guess? and just keeps her in the attic under lock and key, she tries to break out constantly to burn the whole house down, to kill her husband, but she always ends up back in her attic prison where she's never let out nor spoken of.
Jane flees, finds another rich family, and (of course like all literature at the time) finds out she's secretly rich, and then goes back to the 46 year old prick (a year has passed) to find his wife has successfully burnt down the mansion and flung herself from the roof, but failed to kill him. Jane, now 19, marries this guy and promises to take care of him now that he's lost an arm, an eye, and most of his eyesight.
The Point of This Post
Both books, to me, are horror books.
Jane Eyre is about a horribly abused child learning through horrible life choices that the only worth she has in the world is her ability to take care of others, and she ends up drawn to abusive evil people who she constantly feels enthralled by.
Misery is about an artist who is trapped by someone who only sees his worth via his output, who knows the end of his life will come as soon as his art is finished.
Jane Eyre is the broken down woman learned to be a servant to a task master, Misery is about being locked up because he isn't just a book-vomiting machine. The locked up wife, Bertha, in Jane Eyre, is the same character as Misery's Paul Sheldon except Bertha doesn't have an expiration date on her life.
Even when its found out she is being imprisoned, no one does anything. They just allow her to continue her tortured existence, while Paul Sheldon has the world searching for him, and is saved by people who have been trying to find him all winter.
Misery, next to Bertha's storyline in Jane Eyre, is a novel of hope. Bertha's story from start to finish was always going to end in her death. be it from suicide, old age, or her husband deciding keeping her locked up cost too much she was doomed from the start.
Jane Eyre's ending is quite stomach churning knowing everyone in that house is complicit and fine with this slave owning, wife imprisoner marrying a teenager and using her as a full time nurse for the rest of his life. It ends on her having a child with him, but not having time to raise the child, despite that being her passion and talent, because she's too busy taking care of her awful husband.
Comparisons to Other Literature
Jane Eyre was published in 1847, predating Dracula in 1897, one of the more famous 'locked in a tower' narratives, and far far predating Daphne du Maurier's Rebecca in 1938, the peak of 'young idiot marries sketchy man with the wife haunting the narrative' you can get.
So much like how Scarlet Pimpernel sets the tropes for future action/adventure books but when reading it now it feels really poorly paced and quite contrived, i feel Jane Eyre reads the same way. It feels like there's SOMETHING there that you can't quite mine out of it, and you can see its influence in future literature of the same genre, but what I don't get is Scarlet Pimpernel isn't upheld as a classic and Jane Eyre is... I really can't see why it keeps that crown
Perhaps it's because the abuse of the girls school was written from real life, and it caused major changes in the way boarding schools were run at the time, but I just can't see how this is considered something worth reading in the modern day.
I'd love to hear your thoughts, I only keep this blog because I sometimes get DMs and comments about the books i read that are quite thoughtful, so feel free to reach out.
I decided I wanted to read Dostoyevskii after having loved Tolstoy, and reading excerpts from Gogol. I didn't realise that The Idiot was considered his Flop Era so i went in with an open mind....
I must say, from the start, Nastasya Filipovna was one of the most compelling characters in the book... she brings lightning to every situation, which becomes a welcome breath of of movement in the stillness of the narrative as it creeps along, sadly
At the beginning as characters are introduced and given their distinct motivations and backgrounds and characters its a rich and fulfilling text!!! but once we know everyone it very much fades into itself until there's a new spark.
I do wonder if a lot of the length of this novel was due to the method of writing. Hand written Russian in a time of extremely high illiteracy rates in the Russian empire must have been time consuming and costly to edit, and I serioulsy doubt a few thousand hand written pages are easy to demand rewrites, but then other novels of similar eras don't need the fat trimmed nearly as much so maybe i'm just avoiding saying its VERY slow.
I found it interesting that you could almost HEAR the author's voice chiming in when trying his best to discuss things from a centrists viewpoint, but very clearly stating everything from an extremely conservative for the time point of view. He seeths at the mention at nihilism, he allows ippolit the tubercular teen to ramble on for pages and pages (a full 5% run time of the book) railing against the upper classes and setting himself up in a scenario for himself to become a victim in the eyes of all and ending up as a fool.
You can hear Dostoyevskii's voice and gravity of his memory when he launches into a 12 page breakdown of EXACTLY how it feels to be doomed to die, standing on the firing squad line, knowing this breath will be your last, when your stentence is commuted (which happened to him, I didn't know it happened to him reading the book but this particular passage rang so much more real than any other I looked it up and sure enough, he'd been sent to a labour camp instead of being shot by firing squad with his sentence changed literal minutes before death)
I thought it had incredible bursts of energy, this novel did, but i fear it fell far too short of the energy needed to make this tome really worth reading. Dostoyevskii's viewpoint very very clearly is that the Russian Orthodox church is the only moral church and is doomed to lose its way if it allows its practitioners to become Catholicised.
He really is quite callous about poor Nastasya Filipovna. It's implied that her home was burnt down so her father would be forced to sell it along with himself and his family as serfs, to a landowner that wanted the land. The landowner then raped Nasatasya Filipovna for her entire adolescence every time he went to his dacha (summer home) there, and in the opening of the book we meet her, as his ward, being essentially auctioned off for marriage so the man can marry a younger and more naive version of her.
She seethes with rage, she cares less about revenge than justice. She wants Ganya to prove to everyone he's a slave to money, she wants her molester to be shown as a creep lecher, she can't respect the Prince because he sees her as a child would: with no mark on her honour, and she hates seeing him see her like this, it's painful for her to be seen and loved so purely. So she leaves, with nothing, renouncing her wealth given to her by her molester, and is pursued by every man in the room on troikas in the snow.
Of course she ends up with the fur trader, made sudden millionaire, who will doom them all. Its written in the first few pages if he is allowed to be with Nastasya Filipovna he will kill her within days or months of the wedding. By the end of the book he's squandered his millions of rubles, and murders Nastasya Filipovna for the crime of, after leaving him at the altar many times, leaving the prince myshkin (the mouse prince) on the altar, proving to him she would possibly, if given the chance, leave him after all. So he makes sure she never can.
You'd think that with all this incredibly interesting backstory and motivation Nastasya Filipovna would be allowed to be portrayed as a confliced human with very little power doing the best she can with what she has, but instead we spend the vast majority of the book following the Prince Myshkin who is confused by his own emotions, and has the least convincing love story arc I've ever seen written in my life.
You can tell Dostoyevskii has the interactions of the aristocratic class down to a science, but when it comes to actual feelings he's totally lost. It's better I think to read his works where women are few, as-- upon further investigation-- he was basically useless when speaking to women, and my god does it show.
I think it's an interesting novel, but directly after i turned to Gogol and the way the characters jump off the page, the way the stories move and even characters who truly have no interest in the world around them, not unlike prince myshkin, are still interesting to follow and read, are night and day.
I heard Nabokov was a famous Dostoyevskii hater, so I've downloaded his essays on Russian Literature and will be reading them entirely to satisfy my itch of hearing someone say that no, he's not in fact a great author and is in fact overhyped haha
Gogol on the other hand? Go read The Overcoat right now, it's 20 pages and incredibly relevant to this day.
Decided to pick up Dostoevsky's The Idiot, I've barely started and I already love it! There is something about the way the love interest NastĂĄsya FilĂpovna's character is fleshed out without having to give her any speaking lines (because the book entirely takes place in the male sphere from male perspectives) is so good
like the way Dostoevsky says 'by the way this guy sucks' IN TWO SENTENCES [given they are half a page] is so satisfying and it reminds me a lot of Nabokov (duh, I'm sure he studied the Russian classics) What reminded me of him was how Nabokov would give succinct backstory like, "his very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when he was three" [for the record finding any Lolita quote right now without just getting search results full of Eptstein shit is so hard wtf]
and Nastasya FilĂpovna's story is being relayed to us this way because narrative and socially she is powerless so when she sort of⌠bursts into the male scene both having self taught law and well aware of what the fuck is going on in this sphere, powered by the loathing she has for the guy who CSAd her as she grew up (and possibly set her fathers house on fire to steal the land and kids) its a badass way to introduce a character and show her impact without giving her center stage like the men get.... and allows the men to tell on themselves in the way they describe her story and thier part in it
I really enjoy the classic Russian writing style about aristocrats and upper crust spheres of life because it gives this sense of "there are deep undercurrents of Societal Expectation here, and we shall never confront them directly, but instead be inundated by the ripples made by them until the make a sort of sense to the reader" which I don't often encounter in, for instance, English writing of the same period where you're sort of expected to know where the social lines in the sand are and why x thing is going to be galling to y person
And just sort of overthinking into the ether here but I wonder how much of this was because Russian culture was a little alien to a lot of European aristocracy at large so they felt a need to be more clear as to what the social Rules were in Russia, while someone in like⌠Germany or England or France could just make the assumption you knew all The Rules?
just a thought
Decided to pick up Dostoevsky's The Idiot, I've barely started and I already love it! There is something about the way the love interest NastĂĄsya FilĂpovna's character is fleshed out without having to give her any speaking lines (because the book entirely takes place in the male sphere from male perspectives) is so good
like the way Dostoevsky says 'by the way this guy sucks' IN TWO SENTENCES [given they are half a page] is so satisfying and it reminds me a lot of Nabokov (duh, I'm sure he studied the Russian classics) What reminded me of him was how Nabokov would give succinct backstory like, "his very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when he was three" [for the record finding any Lolita quote right now without just getting search results full of Eptstein shit is so hard wtf]
and Nastasya FilĂpovna's story is being relayed to us this way because narrative and socially she is powerless so when she sort of⌠bursts into the male scene both having self taught law and well aware of what the fuck is going on in this sphere, powered by the loathing she has for the guy who CSAd her as she grew up (and possibly set her fathers house on fire to steal the land and kids) its a badass way to introduce a character and show her impact without giving her center stage like the men get.... and allows the men to tell on themselves in the way they describe her story and thier part in it
I really enjoy the classic Russian writing style about aristocrats and upper crust spheres of life because it gives this sense of "there are deep undercurrents of Societal Expectation here, and we shall never confront them directly, but instead be inundated by the ripples made by them until the make a sort of sense to the reader" which I don't often encounter in, for instance, English writing of the same period where you're sort of expected to know where the social lines in the sand are and why x thing is going to be galling to y person

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Decided to pick up Dostoevsky's The Idiot, I've barely started and I already love it! There is something about the way the love interest NastĂĄsya FilĂpovna's character is fleshed out without having to give her any speaking lines (because the book entirely takes place in the male sphere from male perspectives) is so good
like the way Dostoevsky says 'by the way this guy sucks' IN TWO SENTENCES [given they are half a page] is so satisfying and it reminds me a lot of Nabokov (duh, I'm sure he studied the Russian classics) What reminded me of him was how Nabokov would give succinct backstory like, "his very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when he was three" [for the record finding any Lolita quote right now without just getting search results full of Eptstein shit is so hard wtf]
and Nastasya FilĂpovna's story is being relayed to us this way because narrative and socially she is powerless so when she sort of⌠bursts into the male scene both having self taught law and well aware of what the fuck is going on in this sphere, powered by the loathing she has for the guy who CSAd her as she grew up (and possibly set her fathers house on fire to steal the land and kids) its a badass way to introduce a character and show her impact without giving her center stage like the men get.... and allows the men to tell on themselves in the way they describe her story and thier part in it
Decided to pick up Dostoevsky's The Idiot, I've barely started and I already love it! There is something about the way the love interest NastĂĄsya FilĂpovna's character is fleshed out without having to give her any speaking lines (because the book entirely takes place in the male sphere from male perspectives) is so good
like the way Dostoevsky says 'by the way this guy sucks' IN TWO SENTENCES [given they are half a page] is so satisfying and it reminds me a lot of Nabokov (duh, I'm sure he studied the Russian classics) What reminded me of him was how Nabokov would give succinct backstory like, "his very photogenic mother died in a freak accident (picnic, lightning) when he was three" [for the record finding any Lolita quote right now without just getting search results full of Eptstein shit is so hard wtf]
An old woman will arrive at the station at 2:47 AM, she will not have enough money to pay the fare, let her in anyway. She will then board an unscheduled train at 3:00 AM. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TURN HER AWAY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
It was either a joke or some train executive's wife, that's what I thought when my manager gave me those specific instructions.
He proceeded to stress them again three more times during orientation. No biggie, I figured, and set a reminder on my phone for 2:45 just to be safe. Other than that I was just shown how to work the ticketing machine and where to find the spare D Batteries for the ancient flashlight they provided me with.
At 11:50 PM the last scheduled train departed. By 00:20 AM all the disembarked passengers had milled off. There was only one other person at the platform, a young homeless man missing a leg. Probably a veteran of one war or the other, there had been so many recently. He was sleeping on one of the benches. My manager had said I was to politely urge any passengers remaining after midnight to leave. He did not seem like a passenger so I let him sleep. It is how I was raised.
At 2:45 AM my alarm went off. I put aside my book, made sure my booth was tidy in case the executive's wife or mother or whoever would come was going to inspect it.
At 2:47 AM she was there.
I did not hear a car, nor approaching footsteps. The Babusia was simply there when she had not been before. A heavily wrinkled old woman, with a crooked nose and a scarf tied around her brittle-looking grey hair. A knobbly wooden walking stick was held by an equally knobbly left hand. She did not seem like the mother of some rich rail tycoon. She reminded me of my grandmother.
But I had never met my grandmother.
"One ticket, please." she requested in a firm voice, placing a small handful of coins on the counter without looking up at me. Most of the coins were obsolete Kopeks, and even counting those it was not enough for half a ticket, but as I was told before I nodded my head and accepted her money. "Of course. "
It suddenly occured to me that I was not told how to print a ticket for this unscheduled train. Before I could remark about it, I saw that the ticket was already at the mouth of the machine. It was green, with red lettering, something the black-and-white printer should not have made. But yet it did. The printing seemed in cyrillic of some sort, but I could not read it.
"Your ticket." I presented, and without thinking added "Do you require assistance to climb the platform stairs, grandmother?" It is how I was raised.
"Yes. Assist me." she replied curtly, beginning to shuffle slowly through the dark station towards the platform. I locked up my booth, and caught up with her just before the stairs. I switched on my heavy flashlight with my right hand, and offered the woman my right to brace herself. Her grip was strong. She probably would have had no issue climbing by herself, but assisting a grandmother was always the right thing to do, even when her sharp fingernails dug painfully into my palm.
We arrived at the platform. The clock hanging from the ceiling read 2:56. She released my hand and took a few steps, then looked at the sleeping man on the bench. "A friend of yours?" she asked. I thought about lying; if she was truly an executive's family, perhaps hosting a friend would be a lighter offense than turning a blind eye?
"No, grandmother." I responded truthfully. "He is not breaking the rules, so I left him alone." It is how I was raised.
The woman hummed. She seemed taller than before. Taller than me. The night draped her shoulders like a shaul and my torch did not reach it. Her gray hair shone like woven starlight, and her eyes were the night sky. I could not look away.
"You are a well-mannered girl." she said, her voice echoing in my ears like silence. She placed something small and hard in my hand.
A train arrived. It had only one car. I think it had a steam engine. It may have walked on chicken legs. I could not look at it.
The Grandmother boarded her train without another word. I was alone in a perfectly dull train station. Almost. The homeless woman behind me mumbled and stretched her legs in her sleep.
In my hand was a wrapped piece of hard candy.
This makes me happy in particular because that's exactly what I was going for
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just in case you thought I was full of shit, here's the first chapter:
My summoning ritual began on a perfectly normal day â for me.
For the bloodied elf stumbling through the tomb, things were decidedly less normal. She shouldered her way through a moldering wooden door, into a chamber that flared to life with sickly blue wall-torches. Then, still gasping for breath, she began the ritual. From its odd shape, her left arm looked nastily broken, but even through the pain, she managed to stammer out the words.
The four lobes of my pentacle were smeared across the sandstone floor â alarmingly, in the bright red of her own fresh blood.
All very dramatic. But nothing unusual, for me. When people stumble ass-first into situations that nothing else can solve, not might, not intellect, not even wealth, they call for me. When theyâre at their most desperate, when all that can save them is sheer dumb luck. . .
Because thatâs me! Iâm luck!
Usually, Iâm depicted as a set of twins, one male, one female, one frowning and one smiling. They always make the woman the smiler, which seems a bit presumptuous, as â if the elf in this cramped chamber is anything to go by â women are perfectly capable of frowns.
Sometimes, people squish me into one body. They show my aspects back-to-back, the manâs face protruding from the womanâs hair, his penis jutting from the space that her buttocks ought to fill. And sometimes, they give me a more thorough blending: a smiling woman with a penis. Or a person with one left tit, and one right testicle. Really, the combinations are endless, and usually interesting.
I like it better when they depict me as a four leafed clover, though. That seems more to the point: one lucky but ultimately meaningless mutation that youâd find in a field of thousands. Charming, but without value. Thatâs how most good luck went, even with my intervention. Not because I couldnât do more, but because I couldn't be assed to bother.
Yes, regardless of how these people depicted me, they all fell into the same trap: they didnât realize how nigh on impossible it was to secure my favour.
The elf, with her ever-faster muttering, was in the process of making this mistake. Gravely, and with a brave wince, she lay her broadsword across the pentacle. Forcing a vessel for me to take.
I felt myself splinter, a dollop peeling off and zooming closer to the sword, like a star falling from the heavens. Goodbye, me! I said with a wave as I plummeted into the weapon, filling it with a BANG that lifted it momentarily from the ground.
The elfâs eyes brightened. Her prayers had come true. And just in time, for the tombâs undead inhabitants had found her.
A skeleton bashed through the remains of the door, showering her in chunks of rotten wood. His jaw clacked, his finger-bones curling into claws. Red flames flickered in his eye sockets, but without any real intelligence: the guy was a bone head, through and through.Â
Crying out in fear and rage, the elf seized me from the summoning circle and whirled. The monster lunged â just as she thrust me into his chest.
 Of course, him being a skeleton, I pierced through his robe, skittered between two ribs, and came out the other side, have done only negligible damage to his clothing.
Though. . . his ribs did hold me rather snuggly. And at the center of him, where a heart might otherwise be, his monster core pulsed with heat. Being stuck in someone like this, all warm and tight. . . well, it was my first time! Excuse me for making a big deal of it.
The skeleton shifted, clearly trying to loosen me, and the heat of his monster core pressed against the flat of my blade. He groaned. I whimpered.
It wasnât just the overwhelming pulsation of his core, flush against my blade. No, even better that that: this guy stank of luck.
Keep in mind, thereâs no such thing as bad luck. Only unlikely alignments, that can be taken as good or bad, depending on how positive your attitude is! Regardless, his condensed core, the swirling red bead that contained his very being, reeked of the most unbelievable luck imaginable. Stroke after stroke of it, naturally occurring, all leading him down a tremendously improbable path.Â
Alright. Given his position as a slaved, brainless skeleton, perhaps we could qualify his luck as âbadâ, just this once.
It almost made me shed a tear. This wasnât just like finding a four-leafed clover. It was like finding a field of them! With pigs hovering above on little wings, while hell puffed out ice crystals from underneath! This guy was a work of art, and theyâd turned him into this?
In a fraction of a second, I made a decision.
A mite clinging to the skeletonâs rotting robe leapt onto the elfâs wrist. It bit, with a sting that made her twitch, slightly. This twitch reverberated through my handle, up into my blade, which twisted, just a touch, enough to nick the monsterâs core, severing that delicate thread of connection that attached it to anotherâs will. Â
Now, this is what I meant about good and bad luck being a matter of perspective. For the skeleton, whose eye sockets flared with a sudden, freed intelligence, this was the best luck heâd had in, possibly, forever. For the elf, who could only watch as the previously slack-jawed skeleton grabbed at her swordâs hilt, jamming it further into himself where it caught against a rib (AHhahhh!). . . for her, this was not such a lucky occasion.
In fact, if you could ask her, and if she could answer past the hand lifting her off her feet and squeezing at her neck, sheâd probably categorize my act as a stroke of bad luck.
I was too busy moaning to pay proper attention. I only came to upon my extraction from the skeletonâs ribcage, at which point I noticed the crumpled elf on the floor, with her vacant unblinking eyes. I did feel a little bad.
Though, this was quickly eased by the new hand gripping my handle. The skeleton surveyed the chamber, as if seeing it for the first time, before holding up a hand to twist in examination.Â
âAhh,â he said. âHmm.â
And, with that, he swept his moth-eaten cape behind him and strode from the chamber, clutching me hard enough that my metal vibrated in pleasure.
Iâd only been incarnated for 2, maybe 3 minutes, but I could already tell: this was going to be a good one.
unfortunately, the skeleton is similarly uncomfortable:
Made this today to put my gifts in for a wee channukah basket/thank you gift to a neighbour

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Who would make the best Thanksgiving dinner?
Frodo
Sam
Merry
Pippin
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swearing off the apps (book-logging sites' reviews pages for novels with unlikeable female leads)
brought to u by brief & mistimed obsession with the guest by emma cline
Ill have to look up the guest, have you read gone to see the river man?
i have not & based on what i'm seeing about it the heroine is a very different kind of unlikeable? looks interesting though
fwiw the guest is not horror (maybe one could say it has psych horror elements, under a very broad definition)
I am open to any genre, im just currently on a horror kick which always seems to be a genre that irredeemable women can be found in jaja
Speaking of, Shirley jackson's books are stuffed to the gills with unlikable women as well in case you wanted something more psychological and less visceral ^.^