Like bitch if my son is stealing pies off peoples windowsills it’s cause I TAUGHT him to do that..

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

minden eleme 🔥🔥🔥👨‍🚒

we were literally put on this earth to hang out

Y’all ever wish your only responsibility was taking care of a small vegetable garden

wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here

#one thing that’s lovely about alexis rose #is that she has elevated the art of being a drunk girl in a bathroom finding a five minute best friend #to the outside world and sobriety (via: @lulabo)

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

“Haters and losers” wtf. He’s like a middle school kid with a twitter account.

define gerrymandering but in a way that i can understand