Expert Bullshitter

Oh right on, a fellow brother in arms. What made you stop serving? 

I just... had something happen.

Nah. Marines. Can’t really smoke there. 

Well that makes a lot of sense, I used to be a cop for a couple years so I get it.

No need for all this smug b-s. 

Not bullshit, honesty.

Touche. I haven’t smoked since I was a teenager. I’m on the narrow path now. 

Had some drug problems? Sorry if that's too much but just wondering.

Is that amusing to you?

A little, yeah.

It’s okay, Marijuana makes people lazy.

True but sometimes it feels really good.

Relationships are great.

Yeah not from my personal experience and observance of those around me.

It’s way more personal that way, but you wouldn’t know personal. You just fuck and leave.

Relationships are messy, I'm not about that life. I mean if I got invited into that little Gray, Jonah, Dom thing... well that would be the dream let me tell you.

You listen to music? Gross. 

Sorry that the mere sound of my balls slapping against someone's ass isn't the only thing that does it for me.