no angel

Haha. I’ve never really been too into blondes. I’m more of a brunette/black haired kind of person really.

I'm sure if I was still pretending to be straight you'd be an exception to my blondes-only rule. Your hair is lovely.

Don’t you and Mark have a sextape? Just send her a copy, maybe she’ll finally understand.

Unless you're making a confession, as far as I'm concerned, we don't.

Wow. She sounds like a genius. 

My closeted, "straight" self had a thing for blondes.

Text: Which ones?

Did you get my text last night?

Yes, babe, how much can you possibly enjoy getting me hot and bothered when you're not around? 

You know I like the sight of you swimming. 

I was just thinking that some people are crazy, but I like your reasoning much better. Why aren’t we friends yet?

I haven't missed the girl with the red hair, trust me, just didn't know how to strike up a conversation with a real-life mermaid. I'm Logan.

I’m more of a fatherfucker, and it was pretty funny. 

Thanks, I'm pretty keen on corny jokes. I'm Logan, and I'm full inside. Disneyland has the best food.