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this is a more succinct political commentary than most of the cartoons today

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

I hate to be that person I HATE to be that person but I still eat random leaves on plants sometimes im 31 I have no excuse

lee pace is 6’5 btw. just in case you forgot. if you even care

shopping carts are pathetic little herd animals and when you don’t bring them back to their corrals after they’re done helping you they scream and cry and wail because they’re alone and scared and exposed to predators. you have the power to prevent this

republicans will be like “good news, everyone! we have passed legislation that will make it legal for us to shoot you in the chest” and dems will respond with “we have listened to the SCIENTISTS and the SCIENCE says that being shot in the chest is bad! and that is why we are proposing a BOLD counter-legislation that would provide FREE bulletproof vests to individuals making less than $30,000 per year!” and leftists are like “um yeah I guess if those are our only options I’ll pick the dems but why is it legal for you to shoot us in the chest? maybe they shouldn’t be able to do that in the first place? where’s that option?” and dems will be like “shut up and vote blue no matter who you stupid fucking hippie” and then you find out that the private company that makes the bullets and the vests funds both parties

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

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for those who are (rightfully!) concerned about animal welfare in tik toks: Wildcat Ridge Sanctuary is a true sanctuary and this animal is safe and happy!

Wildcat Ridge is not only an accredited sanctuary, they have a policy of not displaying their residents to the public. It is a retirement home for cats that should never have been pets or attractions. There is no pressure on the animals to be in front of people, they interact as they choose with the sanctuary staff and vets and that’s it.

When the girls meet up it's nothing but money being spent

Which is why it's funny when men are like "can ladies afford the dates they ask us to take them on" like yes. I act like I'm Bezos when I'm out with the girls it's actually a problem

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

I'm making myself sick over this

Hand written letters are so intimate it's like one second you're holding the letter and then they're holding it. How your fingers can still brush through distance

when one direction was like “if you ever feel alone …. don’t” and it eradicated depression