Dizzy Spinning

sorry to anyone who watches it but the witcher tv show looks like one of those medieval times budlight ads 

i really just do not like alyonas bars

I don't think alyona likes them anymore either :'D

now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that's like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the pedophilic behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girls? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting a 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

if something wrong i go to sleep so goodbye

For my next trick, I will eat my entire weight in raspberries and immediately become unconscious. Goodnight.

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

literally everyone who “ships” incest is ugly like…there are no exceptions at all

im gonna fucking kill myself right here on this day

Noah fence but they've made Aliya look 50 years old

Whomstever did this to the queen will have to pay