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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

genuinely warms my heart that this post still makes the rounds because it was one of my dearly departed friend katie @explorersofsky ’s fav posts + was made mostly to amuse them 💕 ty all of u for inadvertently keeping their memory alive

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

im getting sick of this.

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

i literally didn’t know people were still taking fantano seriously like i thought we all knew he was a loser who was semi-literate so we let him get away with his little career because we hadn’t seen a white boys stringing together coherent thoughts in a while

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

Thank you to everybody for all of your help so far. I haven't received any donations for Mohammed's family in a week!

$120 / $200 (June 13)

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting