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[MAYBE THE TIME BABY HAD BAD VIBES]

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

Albert Watson, 1992

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

I mean yeah man, what if?

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What in the world is going on here

second pack: you only ate four out the pack the next day because you were trying not to be as much of a goblin and you want them to last longer except when you check it later that day half of them are covered in mold

wow,,,,, that’s so valid

Yet another comic about leaving the Mormon church that can be applied to a variety of things.

Noah Lyles is the Fastest Man!!!

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Even if listening to music by year made any sense, what the heck is with this assuming most people will pick sometime in the last decade shite?