touch me and see what happens

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Summer will feel like Cocky want boing boing

god i hope he kills him and then can’t cope with it

WHAT IF HE DIES BECAUSE HE CANT DO IT TO HIM

maybe they should just kiss

Since none of this is going to happen I’m predicting they get interrupted by a conveniently timed explosion and have to shelve their knife fight (completely unnecessary btw) to go deal with The Real Threat™

next person i catch saying "umm actually this (male fictional character) is a bottom because hes PATHETIC 🤣" is getting an axe to the back of the head. explain to me why you think being sexually penetrated is an inherent demeaning act reserved only for those you see as weak without being misogynistic &/or homophobic. quickly

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

Obama really did say the phrase "we tortured some folks" and now he gets to publish his Spotify Wrapped

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

god i hope he kills him and then can’t cope with it

WHAT IF HE DIES BECAUSE HE CANT DO IT TO HIM

maybe they should just kiss