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psychotic-gerard

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

nojerama1996

This. Please. Whether I'm avoiding spoilers for a show or people promoting eating disorders, if I block a tag it means I don't want to see it. Spell your fucking tags properly.

dracl-dragon

!!!!!!!

DO NOT CENSOR TAGS

AND SURE AS FUCK DON'T CENSOR WARNING LISTS/WARNING TAGS

brightlotusmoon

WE SAY SHIT HERE SIR

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unpretty

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

unpretty

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

flawlessglamazon

burning-mind

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

Tubbitha

reblog for Tubbitha

a princess.

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

btc-official-deactivated2024071

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

btc-official-deactivated2024071

nighthamcollege

mousegirlheart

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

amiguruineapig

lycanycteris

hippy-craic

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scleroticstatue

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

the-beard-of-edward-teach

eleilinnrallin

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

newtsoftheworldunite

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

kimberlychapman

Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:

tobydontknowsh-t

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

everything-you-feel-is-real

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

girldraki

leavethepuddle

@sarumans

dysphoria-things

“fanfiction is an act of resistance”, says harry potter fan who doesnt participate in any other acts of resistance

dysphoria-things

why are you all so dedicated to a shitty white supremacist novel by an author who poured 78,000£ into anti trans legislation that PASSED in the uk. i dont care if you put the cop in a dress i dont care if the nazi grows out her hair all emotionally I WANT THE STUPID FUCKING SERIES TO DIE!!! WHY DO YOU WANT IT ALIVE SO BAD??? IS IT WORTH THE SAFETY AND COMFORT AND CIVIL RIGHTS OF OUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS AND SIBLINGS IN THE UK??? LET IT FUCKING DIE

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omegaversereloaded

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

omegaversereloaded

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

fluorescentnova

venerable-thief

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

importantcatpics

pukicho

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

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thenookienostradamus

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

tyrantisterror

The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

bcomic-blog

I feel like I watched a somewhat different movie...

tyrantisterror

fluidstatick

Gene lobbied hard for Wonka to be introduced as a feeble limping old man who suddenly falls into a forward somersault and leaps to his feet, because "from that moment on the audience won't know if he can be trusted." On a related note: the director told Gene what would happen during the boat scene, but none of the other actors were prepared; to this day, none of them are sure what he ad libbed and what was scripted.

My favorite detail, though, is his performance of Pure Imagination. On the surface, the song is charming and inviting, but if you look closely at him throughout the scene, you'll notice that Gene never blinks. He looks around, down at his feet, up at the trees; his eyes never fully close. He moves erratically, stuttering up and down the steps of the chocolate room. The lyrics are warm and friendly, but his face is blank. He bows to permit his visitors to run amok, but his posture is stiff. He helps Violet and Mike reach a couple of treats, but there is no joy in the gesture. The final post-chorus feels like a dirge, a threat, and a warning, all at once; Wonka sits in repose under a tree, but his eyes are glassy and dispassionate. "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination; / living there / you'll be free / if you truly / wish / to be.......... "

Fantasy in excess, like anything else, will destroy you; that's the real message of Gene Wilder's Wonka. He taunts his guests with unrepentant disdain, and doesn't care if they live or die. He toys with their emotions, their safety, and their grip on reality, feeling no regret or remorse, no pity, no compassion. Fantasy is colorful and compelling, but it's false, and ultimately empty. Wonka is a walking maladaptive daydream, and as far as I'm concerned, that's the real reason the 1971 film has endured in the culture for so long.

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