… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

white women literally dont make sense

Okay usually I just brush these things off because it’s not worth my time. So please tell me the meaning behind this.

i mean for starters u jus said its not worth ur time but u tryna initiate a discussion so does that makes sense to u? bc to me it dont

i missed it

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I love Dulcé Sloan so much. <3

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

@upthawolfs

psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time! me: i know

#great now i gotta kinkshame award winning journalist anderson cooper

Fuck yea Anderson, get those daddys

He said that with a straight face.

No he didn’t

I love this man so much

love this book

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out