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this just in, fire is gay now. enjoy being cold heteros.

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

Absolutely me

Goals

Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

I did this and my toaster was on fire… Fuck

literally the most badass moment in the history of animated film

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