i love people who get excited about stars

normal person about to die: OH NO!! me, an intellectual: hydroxide, nitric oxide!!

VERY MUCH BIG CONGRATULATIONS TO @katkayes ON GETTING INTO COLLEGE I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU GAL AND I HOPE IT ALL GOES WELL AND YOU HAVE FUN AND EVERYTHING GOOD BC YOU’RE GREAT AND YOU DESERVE IT

:0 bby thank omg 💕💕💕

when you try to go to sleep at a decent time like a Normal Person™ and you feel tired n everything but your body just hates you and refuses to sleep.

@katkayes

savage seagull strikes again

This pic is so much better than the one you were trying to take.

concept: a heterosexual man and a heterosexual woman. they are friends. neither is secretly in love with the other. They spend time together, just the two of them, and don’t feel the need to hook up. Their spouses don’t worry about them.

gasps heard from every tv station

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

PSA: Cellulite and stretch marks are normal. The only reason we’ve been told that they’re not is because companies want to sell you products to reduce, minimize, or eliminate these very natural body characteristics. Your body is not a photoshop picture. Stop beating yourself up for being human.