things dan howell is too anxious to do:
admit to the dentist that he forgot his appointment
talk to someone he went to school with (will hide in the narrow crack behind a photo booth until they’re gone)
tell a child he can’t buy an axe
things dan howell is apparently perfectly capable of
shushing people in the theater
blowing bubbles on an airplane
taking out all the batteries from his in-laws’ clocks


















