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the thing with hollanov is that. of the two. shane is absolutely more inclined to fight. not that ilya won't or isn't. he definitely is. but shane. golden boy. only allowed to express any of his frustration. rage. mindless anger at his situation. the league. the world. being through hockey? you give Hollander one goddamn excuse his eyes are blanking out n hes going to rock your fucking shit.

ilya rozanov is laura palmer and shane hollander dale cooper but also kind of laura palmer

ilya rozanov has been to the black lodge before but since HR was mostly in shane's POV we never saw it

also did anyone consider putting ilya in a bathroom with a handful of drunk girls?? I'm sure that would fix him

i think carter vaughn is the type of guy who always has a new thing going on and you can literally never predict what it is. he's knitting. he's woodworking. he started rock climbing. he stopped rock climbing and he has a really funny story about why but you aren't allowed to tell team management. he's into crypto. he's playing runescape. he's doing it all

i do truly believe that the centaurs hand troy the aux he plays one song and ilya has to go over to him and be like this is the saddest song i have ever heard and i lived in russia for eighteen years. and hazy is like just out of curiosity how many days during the past two weeks have you had thoughts like

Hi my name is Shane Dirr’ty Fuckin Dangles Boys Hollander and I have silky fucking mitts (that’s how I got my name) and short spiky black hair that I bleached once for juniors and a lot of people tell me I play like Sidney Crosby (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Scott Hunter but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hockey player but my teeth are still real. I have freckles on my face. I’m also in the NHL and I play for a team called the Voyageurs in Montreal where I’m the captain (I’m 24). I’m a forward (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly hockey gear. I love CCM and I buy all my gear from there. For example today I was wearing my Voyageurs jersey with the blue and white stripes and the matching hockey pants, black pads, blue socks and black skates. Underneath I was wearing black compression gear, a jockstrap and a helmet with a visor on top. I was skating in the arena. The Zamboni had just gone through so the ice was fresh, which I was very happy about. A lot of Raiders stared at me. I pulled a sick fucking deke on them.

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

ilya is doing key bumps in the bathroom with svetlana and yelling about how alexei is spending all his mhl money on blow #classicyoungersiblingthings

i love that on tumblr it is legal to be an advocate for bitch shane. i love you judgmental shane hollander. i love you shane hollander who can be judgmental. i love you shane hollander that gets jealous and possessive. i love you shane hollander who fights back. i love you shane hollander that contains multitudes and isn’t just a woobified doll that the fandom treats like a baby because he’s autistic. i love you shane hollander that gets to be angry. i love you shane hollander that isn’t a racialized portrayal of asian men. i love you shane hollander that has internalized homophobia he still struggles to unpack. i love you shane hollander who doesn’t have to be a perfect person.