Listen. LISTEN.

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back

You can’t even make fun of someone for dating people younger than them anymore without being accused of discoursing. What if I don’t think you’re a pedophile for dating a 24 year old but I do think you’re kind of a lame as hell manbaby who can’t handle mature baddies and it makes me chuckle pointing it out

We smoking boobs in 2017

take me back. i’ll be grateful this time

i don’t care what a man has to say about chappell roan frankly

i really think we as a society dont shame harry potter fans enough. please shut the fuck UP

Just saw someone say the Bridgerton family are like Queen Charlotte’s sims and I cannot stop wheezing

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

isn't it ridiculous how you're only allowed to have types when you're into conventional appearance and conventionally attractive things. if you're into fat people you're immediately labeled as a fat fetishist but exclusively dating skinny people is just normal. if you're into muscular women you're a disgusting gooner with a muscle mommy fetish but if you're into muscular men you're literally just a regular person. thinking feet is attractive is a fetish but being into boobs is the normalest thing ever even though both are non-sexual body parts

the problem is that a lot of people think that the evil of eugenics is "playing with forces of nature man was not meant to meddle with" and not the whole cohercion and killing and mutilation of people

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.