DOOMCHOCOLATE

i strive to be the funniest person in this hellish situation

a lot of you guys say we need more weird queers and then exclude weird queers. your oddity is performative and it shows. queerness isnt meant to have strict rules, its supposed to be contradictory and fluid and freaky.

he got on the Fiddledy Dees

tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

While I’m sitting alone at home, there’s no porn on my dash. As soon as I’m in public, it’s tits cock and pussy hour. Fucking annoying.

this is probably the most NSFW thing i’ll post on this page but STILL. I DON’T WANT IT, BUT THE SECOND I TRY TO SHOW MY FRIEND SOMETHING IT’S THE ZESTYEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN RECOMENDED AND NOW EVERYONE THINKS I’M LIKE THAT BUT I’M NOT I SWEAR