DOOFDOOFDOOF

first post in a bajillion years, more spaceship porn

Quarantine is really hitting classic carmen sandiego hard

The MELODRAMA

CHAUVIN GUILTY ALL THREE COUNTS BABY

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

I’ve seen this at least ten times on my dash and it never stops being funny

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

I want a doot doot

I’m gonna doot doot

Waiting my doot doot

I wanna doot doot

I want a doot doot

I call bs

Doot doot please.

Give me the doot doot?

I want a doot doot

I also want a doot doot

i doot want doot

please a doot doot

gimme gimme

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

hello again old friend

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

Op genuinely thank you for this

“bread is inevitable” is our household motto now