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every time i freak out about microplastics i recite to myself the “born at the perfect time to watch riverdale” post and quite genuinely it gets me through the day sometimes. like ok i’m being poisoned. pass the jughead

@starlet-girls

nothing will ever be funnier than elphaba saying “fiyero. even you” and then flashing back to glinda attached to elphaba’s arm like the lesbian fungus she is.

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

We need to do something about straight women's misery in their hetero relationships they're largely just resigned to living in I'm so serious. Can we try women's lib again can we liberate the women