#BackOnMyBS2k18

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

next time he’ll think before he cheats

#gamergate is so 2014

New favourite quote 🙌

And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.

This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.

Season 1 of cutthroat kitchen: “here’s a sabotage that lets you take away an opponents cheese” Current season of cutthroat kitchen: “see this Barbie dream house? You have to make all of your food in barbie’s kitchen, but if she catches you she’ll call the cops”

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

Planet Earth

Fellas is it gay to fall in love with another man and spend your life with him 🤔

I think that is the literal definition of gay

I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that

IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW