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a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good