Dunkin' Dog

number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

THIS POTATO BETTER BE WORKIN

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

You don't have to understand someone completely to respect them and fight for their right to exist.

I always say it but in-fighting and self policing is oppression on autopilot. Don't fall for it.

Still thinking about the girl I heard on the subway loudly talking about how her favorite thing about nyc is that skyscrapers have to be as far down into the ground as they are tall and how thats beautiful. Then this guy was like uhh idt that’s true.. and she was like no it is.

How I'm arguing in 2021: You're right, goodbye.

“As long as it makes sense to you” is my new favorite line

i trust we are having a normalcore day

to all spn icons reblogging this you will never have a normalcore day if you continue to revel in sin

I think he’s years ahead of us.

when richard siken said “I want to tell you this story without confessing anything [...] I want to tell you this story without having to be in it”

i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

No offense but money add the mutiply i called that mathm mathematics

like a centaur to an apple

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

diversity win! your unreliable narrator is gay