Madi B. (not the rapper)

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

the ENTIRE point of johnny bravo is that he doesn’t get laid. he is NOT a himbo and i WILL NOT tolerate people saying he is

I hate to break this to you pal but Johnny's creator says he does get laid off screen but any success he recieves on the show isn't comedic so they don't talk about it. He's shroedingers' himbo

He was literally thrown into a volcano as a “virgin sacrifice” and the volcano spat him back out.

Can’t believe Johnny Bravo got slutshamed by a volcano.

o captain, my captain

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

Fort worth, Texas 2017

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

ADORABLE

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

i miss her so much i think about her every single day (the local library)