women want me. fish fear me.

morally speaking i think its okay to lie about religious commitments to get out of classes i really dont want to go to around the high holy days. no its not yom kippur yet but my professor doesnt have to know that. i deserve this as recompense

It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body's response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there

sorry theres not a single person on this website id pay to follow idc if we’ve been mutuals for six years, if you put up a paywall we’re done

Wait there's a survey where is it?

OH ME GOD TY

GUYS YOU CAN ANSWER MULTIPLE TIMES

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

Beth really makes me laugh she’s absolutely allergic to emotional intimacy with men but when it comes jolene she’s so open like okay you funky little chess gay

Halloween already! 🎃