Love That DDT

Like, if you accidentally summoned Candyman and he said”give me $500 and I’ll forget about murdering you” you would pay the $500.

“Demonic and powerful guy, but still needs money and has to pay the rent” should be more of a thing in horror films, frankly.

Jason and Chucky might spare you if you can pay off their credit card debt.

I might start attacking people with a chainsaw if it will help my student loan debt

Having almost every single wrestler in the company wanting the AEW World Championship elevates its prestige and makes it feel even more important. It’s not the same 3 people, there are not recicled feuds or stories, it’s just a battlefield of everyone wanting and going after the same thing! It’s beautiful!