When the lions come

What are you gonna do?

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

this is SICK

stop your addiction to being right

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

All in agreement, say Yeet

Yeet

Yeet

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In 4 years we will look back at this post and all collectively sigh

🤣

I lost it at the JFK one 😂😂😂

the JFK one is too real lmao

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

you know, out of all the shit i’ve seen on this soul-sucking, life-depleting site, this has got to be the worst fucking thing. just absolutely go fuck your own face, you might as well because this has stressed me out because it is so awful. fuck you. 

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“