Dumpster Fire

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

I love silent films

I’m gonna die

Oscar-worthy

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

what a stud

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

same

y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???

this post fucked me up

the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are

hi i’m accny and yes i do have acne.