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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

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doing literary analysis
If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.
"If you look closely, you can see traces of chalk dust on the floor. Our murderer must have used a magic circle to kill our victim."
"Actually Holmes, this looks like salt. Quite unusual for a magic circle, since it can be scattered so easily..."
"It tastes like salt too. Good eye Watson. Let us start by visiting the fish mongers."
"Well I would enjoy some fried dragonfish, but how does this help our investigation?"
"A process of elimination, my long-eared friend. There're only two ways for the culprit to get salt in the city. They could have brought it in themselves-"
"But then they'd have to pay the tarrif!"
"Very astute! No, a much likelier option is that they bought it here. Either the docks or the meat market would be the place. And I have a hunch that our culprit is fishy in more ways than one."
"But Holmes, how did you know the merfolk ambassador was the killer?"
"An excellent question, the key was the footprints."
"But he doesn't even have feet!"
"He doesn't as of right now. But you forget, the magic circle."
"I see! The killing spell was a water spear, which normally requires a circle."
"But doesn't if you're already imbued with water magic like our scaly ambassador."
"So the circle..."
"To grant him a pair of feet. For just long enough to leave distinctive footprints in the scattered salt and to make us suspect a two-legged killer."
"By the Goddess, Holmes, you're a genius!"
Makes sense.
Anyway, getting sheer autism vibes from Holmes
Good. That means I wrote him in-character.
yeah okay ill reblog that
He does in There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension
Kui-sensei, let's collab. I've got ideas.
whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?
you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you
Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24
jesus said this
I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.
put it back at once

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Detective conan AU where Shinichi is homeless
The idea is WHAT IF after shrinking and running from the police, he didn't make it home so Agasa doesn't know anything, Ran never found him and he never decided to live with her .
I'm surprised that his little body managed to walk all the way home. So what if he doesn't ? He slept at the street that night where no one paid any attention to him.
After a night's sleep, he realizes that no one is going to believe him because the situation is just too crazy like the first time he tried to explain it.
Shinichi still remembers their laughter at his despair and he realizes that if he were in their shoes, he probably wouldn't believe it either.
He's alone and he finds himself thinking more and more about those men in black. He realizes that maybe this is something much bigger than he ever imagined.
He realizes he's supposed to be dead and decides not to go home (he doesn't even have the strength to do so anyway).
So he's now homeless.
At some point, he'll surely be taken in by someone concerned about this very young child who seems to have been abandoned. Shinichi would help that person in one way or another and then leave.
Shinichi knows that sooner or later the person will end up contacting the police about him and he doesn't want to be found and put in a shelter or something like that.
So he decides to go to the red-light districts, where he's less likely to be reported and which are also known for having homeless teenagers who have run away from abusive homes.
The thing is, Shinichi is kind-hearted by nature (and kinda cursed). So he ends up helping a lot of people in the red-light districts and manages to make a few connections. Bar owners and other people offer him a place to stay, taking turns.
It often baffles them that a small child (who's barely three apples tall) tries to save and help everyone, even the people who hurt him or tried to kill him but that’s how he wins their hearts.
More about this AU :
Shinichi is more paranoid and more careful about keeping his real identity hidden.
He's always wearing gloves and also got fake glasses.
His fake name would be Yuuto ? Idk but not Conan. A more common Japanese name to avoid drawing attention.
He's desperate to get his body back and he's really worried about Ran but he's too scared to see her.
He's reported missing by the police.
His parents managed to find him and are begging him to run away to with them.
He refuses then finally compromises by letting them and Agasa at least help him a little.
Shinichi still wants to reassure Ran and tells her that he's alive.
They're both going through the worst time of their lives.
Kogoro is a better detective bc Ran is devastated. He takes cases more seriously as if they involved his loved ones. He's not the best but not that bad.
Shinichi somehow befriends the Detective Boys and their parents kinda think he's just their imaginary friend.
A drunk man gave him the chinese liquor when he was sick and it turned him back for a moment. Those who witnessed that thought it was just their imagination. (Some of them stopped taking drugs after that.)
why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry
Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things
oh boy oh boy I sure hope it has opinions about american football
the book people said that I need to write a "Dear Reader" postcard, but this is all I have so far
the book people said this is alright but that it’s too short, so this is maybe what I’ll add to it
@theshitpostcalligrapher “death of the author requires you to kill me” goes pretty damn hard right?
oh heallll yea
ink: ferris wheel press, cloak and forest
by the way, this is the illustration I did for the other side of the card
with calligraphy courtesy of @theshitpostcalligrapher

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forget-me-not
Me when I remember I'm an artist with free will: Fuck it. Spider-Man AU.