I didn't ask for all this...

I live in an area that, very fortunately, got front row seats to last night's geomagnetic storm and resulting aurora

These are from my yard, and directly overhead. It was cold enough that I was shivering, so they aren't the best, but it hardly matters.

Heyo! Is K's partner V!

GOOGLE DOCS TEMPLATE 01. i kinda fell in love with the format i used for my abigail hobbs blog’s doc ? i’ve been kind of using a similar format for a little while with docs, but it all seemed to fit together for abigail’s. so.. i figured i’d share this template with you guys. it’s a freebie, but if you’d like a custom doc, i do take google doc commissions. i’ve only done a few at this point, but im starting to really like making google docs lmao. 

do not request access to the preview doc because you will not receive it.

**  DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

attention all Officials, all Tumblr users, whoever the fuck you are.

This is severely important.

Ever sit down after a stressful day, watch your favorite youtuber, do commissions, etc.? Well in FOUR DAYS, that can all be taken away very easily. We’re so close yet so *far* from possibly saving the internet, and those who’s lives depend on it. Within this blog, there will be a link to a petition to stop net neutrality from being killed. There are many people who’s jobs are online. online schooling. the internet is extrememly important, and we can’t let the FCC take it away! Instead of just merely liking this post, sign the petition and reblog this post!

we are so close!!

yet so.. FAR!!

vampires getting super invested in nutrition so they know how to take care of their humans, and then being horrified at what humans will actually consume:

three-day-old coffee

twenty piece chicken nuggets

one (1) granola bar as a meal

their own fingernails

humans lying about what they eat:

“How do pop rocks even work?” “They’re made of tiny larvae that explode when they come into contact with human saliva.” “… That can’t be real.”

the constant exasperated repitions of “human stuff” or “vampire stuff” whenever they don’t understand each other

humans dabbing garlic on their pulse points when they’re pissed

“C’mon, I’m starving, why are you like this?” “Are you sorry?” “Yes” “What’s the magic word, Clarence?” “Please?”

vampires that forget humans are delicate and accidentally hurt them

humans that act like wounded dogs over minor injuries just to watch vampires fall over themselves apologizing

vampires exaggerating time for comedic effect:

“I haven’t heard this song in forty years” “This came out in 2004″ “It’s been forty years. I have aged.” “You literally have not.”

“When was the last time you did any laundry?” “1965″ “Fuck you.”

telling vampires to “go back to your coffin” when they’re grumpy

humans constantly asking “how did they do this in your day?” about every single daily task

vampires who hoard tools and appliances from the time period they most enjoyed

young vampires flipping off the sun and screaming at it about evolution

old vampires who pull their collars up and frown behind their sunglasses

erroneous threats based on abilities no vampire actually has:

Storytelling Witch aesthetic