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this is beautiful

Wow ok… drag em

FBI i’d like to report a serial killer…

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

I think about this video at least twice a week

This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.

it’s absolutely Not

Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you

talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”

is your dad an ex-assassin

An ex-assassin who loved his mum. And his pony.

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben

Evan Rachel Wood QUEEN

what year is this from? 2008?

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat