kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

When the Black Panthers in Oakland started carrying to protect Black people, Regan changed open carry laws in California. Maga people only want guns to be used for what they want, violence and intimidation against anyone non-white, queer, or non-Christian. When any of those demographics stand up against the Maga clowns, all of sudden guns have to be regulated. The goalpost will always move inntheir interest to dominate others they hate.

When the effing conservatives talk about the 1950s and 60s they don’t mention high union membership.

Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?

this is the plot of the giver

I’m dying bcse it literally is

Animal fats aren’t a health risk either, pass it on!

“The evidence for a direct vascular or heath risk from eating meat regularly is very low, to the point that there is probably no risk,” commented Dr. Steven Novella, a Yale neurologist and president of the New England Skeptical Society. “There is, however, more evidence for a health risk from eating too few vegetables. That is really the risk of a high-meat diet, those meat calories are displacing vegetable calories.”

Imagine doing molly to Taylor swift instead of to the "fisting music for gay pigs" playlist

Rb if you only do molly with the "fisting music for gay pigs" -it's moslty Carly Rae Jepsen-