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This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

emo stands for eat me out

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

when

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

mankind? No. man mean

“I CANT GO TO JOHNATHANS RIGHT NOW”

I am literally in tears LOOOOOOOOOL

Wow

they have pictures of ellen mourning her own death

Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

whats up guys my heart hurts