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I wish i had mutuals who lived near me im actually sad about this. id dox myself just to hang out with someone

i love being a max fan so fucking much. he's always right. he's never two-faced. he's smart enough to see issues no one else can see. he's the car's best sensor. he's modern-day cassandra. he's got amazing tits. his presence alone is enough leverage to threaten a whole sporting organisation. his old teams call him a magical driver. he pushed for changes when everyone else was calling for his head. he loves his sport so much. his mediocre days are another driver's career defining drives. he's dave the cat. he predicted regulation issues three years in advance. everyone who meets him says he's in the Top 3 Nicest Human Beings on The Planet. he's always consistent in his opinion. he uses interviews to actually address issues in one go. he had the most dominant season in f1. he 'makes winning look easy'. he's honest and straightforward. he's the best there ever was and the best there ever will be. and did i mention that he's always right?

anyway, i'll be waiting for a race around before summer break when 90% of the drivers throw a hissy fit about "they can't race" and "it's too much" and "not real f1" and then max will have to look into the camera like it's the office because he's been saying this since 2023 and when he said it at testing everyone got mad.

F1 is the perfect hyperfixation bc it has everything you could ever hyperfixate on, all in one: neurodivergent celebrities, statistics, complicated interpersonal relationships, rumours, eighty years of history, cool vehicles that go zoom, rivalry between teams you have to swear allegiance to, travel, homosexual tendencies, betrayal, data analysis, and fanfiction. what more could you even ask for??