these stories had dolls in them once

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

girl who is perfectly safe to talk to. girl who's voice won't affect you at all, in any way. girl who poses no threat to your free will from her voice alone. talking to her won't change you at all.

immediately after being brought up from trance: "You should do this to [fiancée]"

I use my Staff of Domination on the loyal knight of realm and she falls to her knees, eyes blank and emptily muttering "I am yours". Girl, that's not how the staff works. It just makes you view me as a figure of authority. And at least try to resist damnit. Is this what the princess has to deal with? Is this why she's always dismissive of my kidnappings? It's my love language, don't you judge me

"i consent ♡" written on a whiteboard above princess's bed, obviously in 1 of th maids' handwriting

Remember, if you discover someone has a crush on you it's your duty to force her to admit it then make her beg for more of your attention until she is hopelessly addicted to you