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shut up abt spamton being a tumblr sexyman the only people ive seen be horny over him have been on tiktok

i see a spamton post on tiktok and i wait to be delighted by silly antics only to be put face to face with some of the most unashamed horniness of my life meanwhile people on here are like "i wnt to put him in a stroller and take him to an aquarium. i want to throw him around like a gmod ragdoll. i want to give him a giant lollipop. i want to throw him down a flight of stairs."

spamton is a tumblr sillyman and a tiktok sexyman

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

*Austin Powers voice* who sexualizes their own trauma I mean honestly!!!

I just wanna be a clown so bad

The desire is only getting stronger as each dreadful minute passes without me wearing elaborate and bright makeup with a giant round red nose stuck to my face