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mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

you could just hit other people as a kid

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

woah is this real

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.