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@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

all i can think of is justin timberlake with ramen hair

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

Your low self-esteem manifesting as aggression, impoliteness, and even hatred is not other people’s problem. You hating yourself is not my problem and you trying to drag me into the pits with you is not going to be successful.

Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising