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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist

oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

its not bratting, idiot, its actually called 'generating aggro'