Welcome to Garbage Town

fagdykes love gonzo the muppet

theres a big ugly cock causing a buildup on i95 west

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday to all those that participate

she is! she’s joining him for the equestrian events because, and I am quoting her directly, “Snoop is afraid of horses.”

Snoop and Martha taking their rightful places as rulers of the world at Versailles.

living in a land locked state must be hell they don't even let you use the blue crayons in school because it might remind you of the ocean

Grover's big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me

I have extremely close and incredibly loud gators at my beck and call, armed and ready - let me know if need be they be deployed. signed, officialunitedstates

How soon can they get to ohio

they’re extremely close

my dear colleague, who was recently tempura battered and fried,

What abou t me. Doesnt anyone think i should be at the club

you Should Be In The Mines

Okay… (picks up my bindle)

Spilled a two liter bottle of water in the kitchen at work today and almost immediately after my boss walked in, leaned against the door frame, and with poise said, “wow, sloppy boy today, huh?”

I remember when the sixpence slavery drama first broke out I learned more about modern slavery on my dash than I ever learned in a class

The way people were like "you ignorant americans don't understand anything, my family also has a child slave and we treat him like he's family!!!!" quite a week to be on tumblr

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house