Gay men realizing they're both tops:
😐😐
Lesbians realizing they're both tops:
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d e v o n

Andulka
hello vonnie
Sweet Seals For You, Always
sheepfilms
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Bowery Presents
ojovivo

Product Placement

Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline
todays bird

PR's Tumblrdome

bliss lane

Discoholic 🪩
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@dogmedic
Gay men realizing they're both tops:
😐😐
Lesbians realizing they're both tops:
👯

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Born to be a 6'7" thicc Polynesian warrior.
Forced to be a 5'6" white suburban dad.
Cats have never forgiven us for swapping the warm displays with a built in shelf for a cold thin rectangle
Ok hear me out...every PC case should have a cat warming shelf. The cooling system redirects hot air to the shelf. Your cat may not pay rent, but they can at least be a heatsink for your PC.
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!
~*takes wither damage*~
Y'know that shirt that says "I ♥️ THE COLOURBLIND", but the heart is an Ishihara plate that reads "secretly loathe"? Yeah, that shit is so much funnier when I think about my colourblind ex husband.

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Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.
Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!
Some poc parents showing their support because images like these are rarely shown and hard to find.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE.
Reasons I should probably stop fucking with witches:
1. Sneaky
2. Tiny and full of rage
3. Unusual preoccupation with denying rectal fruit insertion
11/06/2026 Jean-Luc Picard @SpaceDadSupport Incoming Transmission…
There are days when the patience of even the most patient person is tested. Do not beat yourself up for becoming irate over repeatedly irritating things. Do your best to maintain control when necessary, but allow yourself to accurately experience your emotions when it's safe.
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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literally showed up cunty as hell dressed like if the pope was a dominatrix and started putting that bald man into situtations. icon ❤️
I still think about the time my DM thought he was clever by using long-term nuclear waste warning messages as part of a dungeon puzzle. Problem is, all the players are autistic with some connection to nuclear semiotics...
-Chemistry lab equipment technician
-High school science teacher
-Special interest in the intersection between art and medicine throughout history
-Special interest in horror, specifically analog horor
-Special interest in radiation and semiotics (me)
As soon as our DM said "the inscription reads: this is not a place of honor," we all started giggling.
My mom has the world's shortest charging cable. I was over and needed to charge my phone. I asked my mom if she had a longer cord. She did not.
Me: "it's fine, I'll just sit with the 2 inch cord."
Mom: "that's what she said."
Me: "[girlfriend] told you about that???"
At least my girlfriend was nice enough to give me an extra inch. 🥲
The fact that sedation tattoos are a thing, but women are not even routinely offered pain medication for an IUD insertion really says a lot about our society.
I need this on a shirt right now.

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If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"
So Morrowind has these messages that pop up when you level up that aren't just like "wow you're so epic" but actually kind of relevant to like aging and growing as a person. My favorite one, that feels really relevant (couldn't find a screenshot): "It's all suddenly obvious to you. You just have to concentrate. All the energy and time you've wasted -- it's a sin. But without the experience you've gained, taking risks, taking responsibility for failure, how could you have understood?" Like yeah, it feels like I've wasted a lot of time on projects that may never be finished, or pursuits that I ultimately decided weren't for me. But I've learned so much just by engaging with the process of creating, I wouldn't be the same if I hadn't.
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events