to dance, clap hands, exult, shout, skip, leap...

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

“i wish they’d make a show about—” it’s black sails. “i wish more shows would—” they did. on black sails. “we need more shows that—” they already did. on black sails. everything you ever want or need. black sails has it for you i promise

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close