cherry valley forever
blake kathryn
Today's Document
Three Goblin Art
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if i look back, i am lost
noise dept.
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
wallacepolsom
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
tannertan36
almost home
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@doggydayze
pastel-tears -> doggydayze
New name and new icon anddd new pin!!!
Callie | Bella | V-128 | mutt
We are dogs mostly and um um we love to play and have fun!!!
26 ummm I'm this many 🖐️☝️
U have to be nice to me okays?
All of my little related content is tagged under #littleposting and anything um padding related is #paddedpuppy
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there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.
anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like
I can't believe
you would even suggest such
a stupid opinion. You've
been to a Danny Elfman
concert! How can you
have heard Oingo Boingo
live and say with a straight face
that they alone do not justify
rock and roll xylophones
and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.
i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.
people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.
hi. what if jar fairy and emoji angel were girlfriends https://www.tumblr.com/jeongguk/813863495284178944
YES SURE!!!
(jar fairy post link // emoji angel post link)
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I made an alien her name is john alien
So no one else has to look this up. She’s the creative director of Warframe.
Cigarette smoke smells kinda terrible, and it’s obviously really unhealthy for you. But despite everything, the image of a woman smoking a cigarette continues to be one of the most alluring things in the world
You’re not wrong, but I don’t see what my profession has to do with this
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adding the important things to the kitchen whiteboard
first scrolled past like why did they use a picture of the dalai lama
i really hope this joke hasn't been made before with them
Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats
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Robot girl, feeling frisky:
Oh my gosh, I feel like we're really connecting, and I honestly trust you so much. Would you mind if like... I shared my private key with you?
The CompSci major she was flirting with, about to lose her mind:
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THIS.
Dess is Liteally Spamton i cannot say this enough
& Asriel is the television guy i guess. Noelle = Pipis
correction. i have solved toby fox's ridle.
Noelle.
Is.
Pluey.
