ComputerWitch

Do you have to stare at me like that?

Her electrician girlfriend, currently in the process of performing the annual DIN EN 50699 checkup:

It's called a visual inspection, and yes, I do, if we're doing this properly.

Robotgirl:

It's just, it's making me self consciou- DON'T BLOW ON THAT!!

Electrician girlfriend:

I'm just checking for loose strands of copper wire. Those can cause nasty short circuits, yakno?

Robotgirl:

I knooowwww. Just hurry up and get it over with please :<

Electrician girlfriend, holding up two crocodile clamps:

Alright, that's the visual inspection done with. We're doing protective conductor tests next. On all of your conductive outer surfaces.

Robotgirl:

Honey, why did we just get a bill for 100 MtF adapters and 100 FtM adapters from the electronics store???

Her Robotgirlfriend, sitting on the bed with an FtM adapter attached to her MtF adapter attached to her FtM adapter attached to her MtF adapter attached to her... :

Pick one you want us to play with, babe.