:^°

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

me in the pussy if im fully honest

Happy pride month. Everyone become more transfeminist immediately.

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

That’s going to be expensive!