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Wagging my imaginary tail everytime I get called a good boy

little miss handlerbait says thank you for admiring her new leather boots. on an unrelated note she thinks your neck looks really bare like that

i neeed to get another collar. as a little treat for myself. hmph.

aaaggggh i need someone to praise me in the most condescending way possible. a sickly sweet “good boy” would weaken me physically

literally whatever my collar jingles when i walk

Someone needs to collar me and put me on my knees and praise me when I behave. It’s a necessity at this point

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

you can get me to do almost anything by saying you’ll call me a good boy if i do

whenever i follow instructions well and i’m praised for it i swear i can feel my tail wagging. this is my purpose

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should