Anime boys, my beloved

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

I'll lay 1000 damn daniel eggs before i let this company die

I JUST WANNA GET FACKED

Source

GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE