Bork Bark

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

it's where they go to do cocaine

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L woulda been out there serial killing too but he had a vitamin d deficiency and everytime he stood up he got overwhelmed by the shrimp colors

Lads joyous moments

Kings

All of these but unironically

God I’m so glad I’m not massively insecure and anxious all the time anymore. Like I gotta buy tampons? I gotta buy condoms? I’m shopping in the men’s section? I literally don’t give a fuck and neither does anyone else bye.

This posts gives me the will to keep going :)

🥺🥺🥺 wtf that’s so nice. But yes like it literally does get better! God, especially if you’re not 18 yet, I promise it gets better dear lands.

Oh, wonderful. I didn’t realise OP taught kids. The first two panels, I was assuming it was a minimalist depiction of an office…