a.k.a. mexicanthrope

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[tries to distract by spouting a stream of consciousness] blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch! [suddenly feels protective of you] who watches over you

ouggh... it's one of those days when u wake up and everyone is being stupid for some reason..

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

If you're reading this you need to tell me the name of your favorite black character NOW‼️

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

i know when i'm outmatched

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.